Best of Vasectomies

There are two words that now put the fear of God into my soul - "You're pregnant!"  

By popular demand, here is the best of vasectomies.   Girls, we love our children, but for most of us the thought of having another one is equated to the pain of walking on hot coals or getting a root canal, the terror of being chased by wild elephants, the dread of Space Mountain, the pinch of a 1,000 needles...should I continue?   I love my kids, BUT I am D.O.N.E!

Do you want to say bye bye to smelly poops, lack of shut eye, throwing up and stretch marks?   Then send your men to Igor for a little snip, snip.   After the big slice and dice we have endured, a little snip, snip should get no argument.  

Now prepare yourself, because you are going to hear the following "How can you let something happen to my precious jewels?" or "I know a guy who said he doesn't orgasm anymore."  or "My friend said the quantity of his ejaculation is diminished" or "I can't, it's my manhood"  or the classic "But it's going to be painful."    For each one of these, the rebuttal need only be a roll of the eyes.
 
Abi, Igor's wife is a dear friend of mine.   Of course, that doesn't guarantee anything, but I've met Igor and he is just wonderful.   He is the kind of man who puts you at ease right away and his stature exudes confidence.   If I had balls I would feel very comfortable putting them in his hands :-)

Dr. Igor Stancik speaks English, German and Russian fluently.  

For appointments, call between Monday – Thursday between 9:00 – 16:00 for Russian, Slovakian, Czech or English speakers:
Mobile: 0043 6991 941 78 11
e-mail: urology-vienna@stancik.at
http://www.urologe-wien.at/english/default.htm

And I'll end in poor taste with some vasectomy humor!
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

What do a Christmas tree and a man who's had a vasectomy have in common?  They both have ornamental balls.
 
Smiles,
Ruchika